"He's so emo, he's dead" - Hallie Haller

EMOTEP CHARACTER SKETCH

Emotep is an emo zombie character that my friend and I came up with. Thought I'd have a bit of fun with it.

- Has many skeletons in his closet. Literally.

- Pessimist and cynic

- Not the talkative type.

- Has a speech impediment: When nervous will repeat the word “brains” over and over

- Completely straight edge

- Orphan

- Occasionally practices voodoo

- Athiest

- Has the personality of sand

- Huge fan of Plants versus Zombies but has never cleared level 1                                                                            

- Has a tendency to fall apart in rough times.

- Has never had a girlfriend

- Very private individual

- Has a habit of chasing those who get too close to him away. Literally.

- Only friend is Bill Murray                                                      

- Insomniac

- Favourite movie is Hannibal

- Actually see’s dead people

- Prone to intermittent surges of white rage

- Refers to all music as “too mainstream”

- Actually has a death wish

 - Obsessive compulsive with hair care

- Rampant hooligan while skateboarding.

- More socially awkward than Kristen Stewart            

- Addicted to milk

- Was previously a drummer in some band but had to retire due to severe arthritis.

- Has a chip on his shoulder because of the above.