Monday, February 25, 2013

"He's so emo, he's dead" - Hallie Haller


EMOTEP CHARACTER SKETCH

Emotep is an emo zombie character that my friend and I came up with. Thought I'd have a bit of fun with it.


- Has many skeletons in his closet. Literally.
- Pessimist and cynic
- Not the talkative type.
- Has a speech impediment: When nervous will repeat the word “brains” over and over
- Completely straight edge
- Orphan
- Occasionally practices voodoo
- Athiest
- Has the personality of sand
- Huge fan of Plants versus Zombies but has never cleared level 1                                                                            
- Has a tendency to fall apart in rough times.
- Has never had a girlfriend
- Very private individual
- Has a habit of chasing those who get too close to him away. Literally.
- Only friend is Bill Murray                                                      
- Insomniac
- Favourite movie is Hannibal
- Actually see’s dead people
- Prone to intermittent surges of white rage
- Refers to all music as “too mainstream”
- Actually has a death wish
 - Obsessive compulsive with hair care
- Rampant hooligan while skateboarding.
- More socially awkward than Kristen Stewart            
- Addicted to milk
- Was previously a drummer in some band but had to retire due to severe arthritis.
- Has a chip on his shoulder because of the above.